If things were right with the world I’d be in the UK now with Kentucky and The Consul. But I’m not so I started thinking of my favorite distractions. Christie Taylor gets my vote for the Beer and Cleavage award. She is everything you want in a drunken fantasy model and more. It doesn’t beat whipping Kentucky’s and The Consul’s arses at pool, or sipping down a brew at the Ragged Cock, but it comes real close. I miss you boys.