So, I have been away in foreign climes over the sea. One of the amusing aspects to this little trip was the free mini bar and the free two hours of sundowners! Clearly, you had to be permanently pissed on that little lot; but there was only wine, beer, and cocktails available. If you wanted a stiff drink you had to turn to the room service menu. Helpfully, there was a section especially for the Alcoholic! Whisky at £27 for a 5cl dram or £300 a bottle.

As they say in Withnail and I: free to those who can afford it; very expensive to those who can’t!