Crack cocaine and anal sex

Now, my brother is not the confessional type. But I was reminded of him the other day while listening to a Leonard Cohen song that features the words in this post’s title. The favourite line I remember from him was when he said he didn’t have a thing for Winona Ryder but he wouldn’t climb over her in bed to get to his wife! But, the most memorable thing he told me, in a moment of ‘in vino veritas’ as Max would say, was that his comely headmistress wife liked having the fudge pushed up her. By the time they got divorced she hadn’t sat down in comfort for many a year.