Diary Dates 1: Burns Night

Burns night falls on January 25. Some people think it should be Burns’ night, and therefore that we should all go to A&E with our second degree scorch marks? No, it is about scotch not scorch my wee timorous beastie boy friends. Let other poets raise a fracas “Bout vines, an’ wines, an’ drucken Bacchus, An’ crabbit names an’stories wrack us, An’ grate our lug: I sing the juice Scotch bear can mak us, In glass or jug.