So they often talk about dying with dignity, but it seems to me the older you get the less likely that is to happen. This is why people like James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee, Jean Harlow, Natalie Wood, and of course Jesus died young so they didn’t have to endure the indignation of old age and as a result they remain eternally youthful and cool in our minds.
Today, for example, I took a dump in a container, boxed it up and shipped it out via UPS. This was all to avoid having a Colonoscopy, and instead I chose cologuard. And a good time was had by all.