There are many reasons I like it when the Consul gets some new posts up. It’s not just because they make me laugh out loud, or that they take the pressure off to get some posts up. It isn’t even because he writes great songs that rival: Dylan, Costello, Morrison, and Clive. No the biggest reason I like it is because he rarely posts any cleavage and so I get the opportunity to search for some quality cleavage to keep our averages up for the horny voters. This often involves finding other interesting sites involving donkeys and the time flies by. To make things easier for some of our keener viewers I even added these links: Cleavage all the time and a visual mosaic of everything that is Drinking Man.