Excuse me…

… but has 007 got no standards these days? I mean the Bond girl in the new film is a complete dog. I wouldn’t go out with her if you paid me. Oh, sorry. I must have looked at the wrong Photo there. What I meant was she wouldn’t go out with me if I paid her. And anyway, it’s personality that counts. I’m quite deep myself actually. Maybe she would go out with me. Max would definitely have to pay though. To go out with her I mean, And even then…. Not that she’s a prostitute. Or that he is. Or that you are. I just know that I am.