What an auspicious day, and a suitable one to remind ourselves of the end of the world. Yes, on December 23 2012, the world will end, the spacemen will come, Thomas Newton will return on his chariot from the Gods (‘Five [Months], is that all we’ve got!’). Meanwhile, let’s take a sip of Ubik. ‘The best way to ask for beer is to sing out Ubik. Made from select hopes, choice water, slow-aged for perfect flavor, Ubik is the nation’s number-one choice in beer. Made only in Cleveland.’ Careful with that bottle top Max.