God gives her one face, but Max paints another on top

Fuck me sideways with a broom handle. That is not Mishal Hussein. Max can’t post that picture and then splay Sarah Shahi all over the screen like Aphrobleedindite. It’s not even the same feckin filly fergodsssake (see attached, authenticated by the BBC this morning on Olympics’ duty). Sarah is a potential goddess but Mishal is an Oxbridge-educated mother of all that is pure and horny. On second thoughts, don’t fuck me sideways with a broom handle. PS Max has changed the photo here so we now have three altars to worship at, rather than 2 altars and one photo-synonym