I Wish I Was Drinking Three Pints!

My wife just got back from a week in Canada to visit her family and whilst she was away I drank four beers (12 oz bottles) each night.  That sounds like a plan, until you realize that I never drank more than four beers and even though I normally drink more on Friday’s and Saturday’s I stuck with the four beers.  And liked not feeling hungover in the morning. 🙁

How mother fucking sad is that?

It seems that after thirty seven years of drinking I’m reduced to a lousy 2.5 pints on a Friday and Saturday night … that apparently is the optimum number to avoid hangovers. Where is Johnny Moped when you need him?

We should be out boozing and pogoing …