Il faut être absolument moderne

So, Bob’s have been like Verlaine’s and Rimbaud’s. But mine have been more like Geldof’s and Duchamp’s so let’s have a pop quiz question. Name that song:

‘Jean confided to me
She’s Mona Lisa’s biggest fan.
She drew a mustache on her face
She’s always seen her as a man.’

As one lyric discussion site poster observed, ‘the mona lisa isn’t very modern’. Ah, yes, but only if your mona lisas have been Da Vinci coded and not readymade!