Well you have to hand it to The Consul – he knows me better than I know myself. I have only just watched the video of Alizée and boy am I smitten. I, of course, love the full 4 minutes and 18 seconds of this video, not just the derriere portion. I don’t know if this makes me more or less of a man, but I certainly have the hard horn. Will it have been quelled by April – I’m quite sure of it.