Maxim Hot 100

I see that the 2017 Maxim Hot 100 is up and there are some fine beauties for sure.  However, I feel as though things are changing and maybe I’m getting out of touch with what beauty is.  Of course girls like Hannah Davis are always going to go down well with this guy (in fact I could see myself really starting to like Spaghetti), but many of the others seemed to have less sex appeal.  I certainly miss my Sarah.

I think I long for these days: