“She Was Gagging For It”

The close relative to “I’d Give Her One” is of course: “She Was Gagging For It.”  This feels a little more forward as you’re implying that the lady already has agreed and is waiting to be serviced.  In my experience this is rarely the case.  The rutting Consul might have different experiences, but I think it is quite rare that women are actually “gagging for it.”

Having said that, I think Natalie Portman certainly is …