So what is it with this dry January shit?

So you need to get in training, lose a few pounds, raise the bar?

No problem. We’re here to help.

Loosen your bowels with some ESB. Spend some sterling. Step up to the bar.

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you beer; as I found out at this CAMRA friendly pub in the north Midlands. Didn’t even need a beard to get in.Step Right UP!

All together now ….