Cameron

Even the President of the United States must sometimes have to stand a round. At least you can only have two terms of any one idiot (e.g. W), meanwhile we in the UK can have a PM forever. So who knows how long we’ll have to put up with the …

Green beer

Now, I was chatting in the bogs with Frenchie again. He was extolling the value of red wine for the heart. I said, “I drink a bottle a day, my fine-feathered French friend”, but for the sake of the planet we need to drink more beer in Blighty. We only …

Homebrew

Now, Max is a Cider drinker. He likes a decent beer but, where Kentucky and I want to get a beer in whenever we reach the bar, Max says that whenever he sees a woman he always wants to get in cider. Kentucky taught me the art of homebrew too. …

Drinking times

Many years ago it was only possible to drink at prescribed times of day. British rail overcame this difficulty with the world famous ‘awaydayadrinkaday’; and ‘the traveller’ was invented for hikers who would walk for hours with a polypin or smaller vessel to quench their thirst between ‘sessions’. In the …