The Beer Prayer

In preparation for the Big Fifty, coming in a few short months, The Judge sent me this Prayer that is clearly the most important scripture for the Drinking Man. Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as …

Majorca

So The Consul is off on his summer holidays to Malta or was it Majorca? Malta sounds too posh for the Consul. Queue John Cooper Clarke … fasten your seatbelts says a voice inside the plane you can’t hear no noise engines made by rolls royce take your choice …make …

Pissed as a bard

Now that Max has both trashed the germans and thrashed his juice to some latest top ten hottie tottie we need to get all hoity toity on him again and remind him not just to post pictures of naked women. So, back to the bard. Shakespeare is an excellent source …

Sweet Jane

I was reading a bit of Tolstoy the other day and came across a sentence that reminded me of Kentucky, Max and myself: ‘And just as an alcoholic or a morphine addict can immediately be recognized by his features and physical mannerisms, so can a fornicator.’ I’m just not sure …