The Beer Goggle Test

Bob saw this girl at The Warehouse. She was incredibly attractive. Fortified by an evening of heavy drinking, he went up to her, started to dance, and asked her out. They decided to meet at The Fav the following evening. He told me she really was gorgeous! The next evening Bob made the mistake of arriving at the pub stone cold sober. When she arrived he couldn’t believe the transformation, she looked really rough. In a state of shock, Bob decided, instead of sneaking out of the back door, to stay and conduct an experiment. After three strong beers she began to magically change. By the end of the evening, she was gorgeous again. He took her home and speared her like a Marlin.