The Beer Prayer

In preparation for the Big Fifty, coming in a few short months, The Judge sent me this Prayer that is clearly the most important scripture for the Drinking Man. Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen.