Ahhhhh, those first days away from home. Kentucky called me squire and tried to bully me. I called him something I can’t even remember – yeoman??? And we bonded over booze; north and south united in Guinness. Even Bob, that much maligned roomie of the flewgar was redeemed becos of his luv of stout. Hugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grub.