This is a family show so we try to keep politics out of it. Britain is a split nation of the gash-size unknown since those miners struck for gold, or was it for their jobs?

These days, it’s all about getting in your referendum to get out of a larger thing that your local politician doesn’t like because they are not in charge. So Scottish politicians want to get out of Britain, British Tories want to get out of the EU, and my local Asda supermarket manager wants to get out of Walmart because he wants to be his own boss.

We need a hero for our times to match the enormity of the debate. Not a Farage, not a Paxman, not a Brand, not a May, not a Salmon, Sturgeon or other minnow.

We need a partridge.