So, I’m cruising round the town associated with that old Wagner (not the one that married/killed Natalie Wood — jury’s out), when I spy this sign of the old countree. Here I is in Beirut (sorry, Bayreuth … old joke) and I see that well-known porn star Maximus Benjaminus. Not only the clock but the tower too, advertising beer for sale. It is little known that the tower has just been renamed the Queen Elizabeth tower in honour of her madge passing the 60 mark on the throne … which she has now donated to that sideburn biker Bradley Wiggins.