So I know the Consul pretends to care about how old they are but in the end he is only human, and does anyone really think that Hermione (or Emma for that matter) will be knocking on the door of a Fifty year old man for some action anytime soon? It is just a fantasy. And a damn good one if you ask me. Which reminds me of a teenage starlet from that quality Australian soap “Home and Away”: Jodi Gordon. I think she was almost twenty when this photo was taken, and clearly that is too young for any sort of meaningful relationship. But I’m pretty sure that is not what the average Drinking Man is looking for. Hooah!